• Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you...
• Holden Caulfield: ...and this is crazy...
• Holden Caulfield: ...but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around—nobody big, I mean—except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff—I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I'll do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
• Holden Caulfield: So don't even call me, you're a phony.

if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via most-awkward-moments)

extreme makeover: home edition

• girl: I kinda like horses
• ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE

(via methroid)

(via thats-so-meme)

• girl: i'm having vagina surgery
• boyfriend: i know
• girl: i love you
• boyfriend: i love you too
• after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
• girl: where is my boyfriend
• dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
• girl: what

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

(via murryclurr)

(Source: shitshilarious, via finding--forever)

funny-pictures-uk:

Watch celebrities turn ugly. Keep your eyes on the cross.

(Source: toptumbles.com, via mcsingle)

foreverchildblog:

sarcastic-scorpio:

thecuriousbrontosaurus:

Pizza Rolls on Pizza Bagel bites On Personal Pizzas on a Pizza.

America.

what a nice salad

what a nice salad

what a nice salad

WHAT A NICE SALAD….

what a nice salad

what a nice salad

Yes America you may have that but we Canadians still have EPIC MEAL TIME

Pizza lovers pizza appears again

the avengers?

chaystar:

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

(Source: senor-cactuar, via mcsingle)

zuky:

mishachu:

funeralfrost:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp

Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.

(via snoopdong)

• house phone rings
• me:
• me:
• me:
• me:
• me:
• house phone stops

(Source: lowtax, via skengggg)